Sunday Smut Catholic Edition Part 2

From the office of His Eminence Cardinal Archibald Masterson.

To Father Benedict.

Greetings father. I have read your letter with exceeding care and would like you to know that The Holy See is with you at this your hour of need. Know that even though temptation threatens your soul you are strong enough to recognize it for the evil it is. You sought our guidance and it is our guidance that you must follow if you wish to navigate this torturous path The Lord has seen fit to set you upon. With my help Father Benedict you shall not only help this girl cleanse her soul but still be able to watch the gates open before you.

The Holy See is not unfamiliar with the demon with which you are tempted. It is not simply evil which may be purged in a less intrusive way. What you are encountering is in fact a demon. An evil entity that possesses an innocent women through no fault of her own. It twists its way through her mind and floods it with vile images of depravity. It disables the natural modesty of the fairer sex until she believes she actually wants these barbaric acts committed upon her person. Unfortunately the demon seems to have focused on you. Undoubtedly because you are a holy man the woman trusts and rightly so it views you as a threat.

You said you have met with her 18 times I believe. Hopefully the demon was not too well rooted before she began coming to you. May I ask if the woman regularly attended church before she was possessed by this evil? If it has indeed only been 3 and a half months then you may still have a chance for this girl’s soul. For once the demon gains enough control over the mind The Holy See has learned that the woman is lost. She becomes the not only the hapless victim of her desires but an active participant in them. Can you imagine?

Fortunately you may be able to weed this demon out of her but I warn you Father, it will not be easy. To deliver this Child of Christ you must walk through Hell. You must become the evil which torments her so unmercifully. You must yield yourself to her desires. The demon within her has poisoned her mind to believe she will enjoy these things she fantasizes about. The reality is if they were inflicted upon her they would hurt her. That pain is the only chance you have to separate the demon from her mind. If she desires the whip you must take up the whip and beat the demon from her body. You must strike her, again and again until she rebukes the demon within. Then you must strike her again. If she desires blood you must show her the color of her own precious blood. If she desires fear you must frighten her. If she desires pain you must inflict it upon her. It is the only way to exorcise the demon from her brain and return both her and likewise you to a normal way of thinking.

Does this shock you? It should not. Though it may cause you to recoil do not flinch from doing the Lord’s work. For this is evil you are confronted with. Evil that contaminates. You will be absolved of any sin you may commit once you have banished the evil from this world. Only you will know if you are strong enough to help this poor girl. Can you put on the mask or her tormentor and still be able to take it off once you have saved her soul? I believe you are. You were strong enough to seek guidance. Now all you need do is follow the guidance you have received.

I enclose this letter with a package. Inside you will find an assortment of tools that you may need as you purge the evil from her soul. They have been blessed by His Eminence The Holy Father himself. Take good care of them for they have been doing God’s Holy work for over a century. These tools have tasted the blood of demons. Do not be afraid to use them. You will need to be heavy handed if you are to drive it from her body. She will scream. Do not be discouraged. She will bleed. Do not be dissuaded. Nor fool yourself into thinking that she will only need one session with these instruments to eradicate the demon within her. It may take several times. It may take longer.

I want you to know Father Benedict that I will be here for you all through this troubled time. Look to me for you spiritual guidance. I will pray for and with you so that your soul may escape the battle unscathed. I only ask that you tell me everything that happens. Leave nothing out when you write me. For even the smallest omission could mean the difference between conquering this force of darkness and falling victim to it yourself. If would like you to include pictures of the session as well. Perhaps by examining them I can learn more information about the demon you are facing.

I pray to Saint Peter to give you strength. I pray to St. Angelo for your safe delivery from this valley. And I pray to Holy God for your soul.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Cardinal Archibald Masterson