QOTD: "Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife's genetalia."

For Christmas my kid got the best present ever when her uncles sent her an Ipod. Yes, they spoil her rotten. But when you see something that she has created like this, well I just can't complain. So for your enjoyment, Brainy smurf.... as a zombie.

this made me smile

That's my husband. That's my leg. Nuff said.

Wonderful weekend featuring Lee Harrington!!!

The title kind of says it all. I had a wonderful weekend. I am exausted and sore, and like McDonalds, I'm loving it.

This Sat I had the great opportunity to attend a rope intensive with Lee Harrington. If you have the chance to attend a class or read a book by Lee, do so. His style is effortless and he is a joy to learn from and engage. He approaches his class with a great mixture of humor and info. I learned a ton. Not that my rope knowledge was emmence before the intensive but now I feel much more confident in my ablilities to keep partners in my ropey thrawl. A truly great intensive. Many thanks to the beautiful (and Houdini like) Peach for being a WONDERFUL rope bottom to my rigging attempts. You made a cute ball babe!

After the intensive was a wonderful play party. I was a bit tired so I did not get to do all that I wanted to. But then again when do I get to play with everyone I want to? not often! But I got to give a birthday beating to Miss Honey which was fun. I gave Monkey a bit of a rub and he beat the hell out of my shoulders with his magic koga tools. And on top of that I got to spend a whole lot of time socializing with my kinky family. It was bliss.

Sunday I got to spend even more time with some near and dear to my heart. A truly wonderful weekend. I hope your was just as good!

We're muggles... really!

We went to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 last night! It was amazing!!!! If you haven't seen it, GO!!! Seriously! What are you waiting for? GOOOO!!! NOW!!!!

I will hold off on reviewing the movie to allow folks a chance to see it. But oh goodness it was good! You know that one part at the end that you really really wanted them to show? They did. Oh yeah!

In keeping with our geekdom tradition we dressed up for the show. The fam was all for just wearing cloaks and brinign our wands. Blah, I say! Everyone does that! So instead I convinced them to do what I have been wanting to for the past several releases. We went as Wizards dressed like muggles. For those of you who haven't read the books (FOR SHAME!!!) wizards haven't really gotten the knack for dressing like muggles and end up wearing rediculous outfits. The concept makes me laugh and laugh. :) Plus it would only be obvious to those who had read the books. Win-win!

We had a great time (even if Jason did feel rediculous). We even had people get their pictures with us and when the movie was over a couple came up and told Jason that a subscription to GQ would go a long way towards helping us blend with the muggles. They got it! They loved it! And they told us that most of the theater was talking about us! Wohoo!! We won the movie!

2 hours and counting!!!

T minus 4 hours till HARRY POTTER!!!

I swam 16 laps, finished reading a 1000 page book, and got tickets to Harry Potter 7. A rather productive day I must say.

WELCOME BACK BOI!!!

My boi has returned from Afghanistan!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!

nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh BATMAN!!!!!

Hi all!!!

So I am (almost) COMPLETELY over the terrible bug that I caught in the land of the sun. That is right! Give me 3 weeks and I can kick anythings ass. Mostly.

In any case I was getting on here to write more about the wonderful world of disney but alas, I am not. Why? Because I didn't get a chance to write about something else that happened before my trip.

I refer to my husband's birthday and our anniversary. That is right, I married him on his birthday. Not for me the constant nagging about remembering our anniversary. Try forgetting your birthday! Ha! Plus as I married him in 2000 he just has to figure out what year it is. "How long have we been married? well it's 2011 so 11 years!" I am nothing if not efficient.

We didn't go away to celebrate as we were leaving for Disney World 4 days later. Or perhaps it is better to say we went to Disney to celebrate. But on our actual anniversary we didn't go out. We had no need to.

I marinated a couple of nearly 2" thick steaks for 2 days in a wonderful honey marinade. I made some of Jason's favorite home made mashed potatos and cooked up some elicious butter roasted carrots. It was delicious. Seriously. I almost took a picture for you Master Christopher. ;)

After dinner we watched a movie. I can't remember what it was about but it doesn't really matter because what we were both interested in happened after the movie (when we had sufficently digested).

If you have read my Batman fan fic you know the premise for the role playing adventure I wanted to embark on. If you haven't read it, hurry, do so now. I will wait.....

ok. now that everyone is on the same page so to speak I will continue.

I sent Jason downstairs to get ready. Since I can't afford a full on Batman costume (and Jason has issues with every one that has been portrayed on the screen which would lead to a very unsexy discussion of costuming instead of red hot sex) I put together the essentials. Cape: Check. Cowl: Check. Batman boxer-briefs: Check! And then he had to wait while I slid into my character costume which consisted of a black lingere top under a underbust corset, black boy shorts, thigh high fishnet tights with a garter to hold them up. Of course I had made myself a little mask. I must say that I looked pretty hot. I didn't have a chance to take a pic as I thought it might be ever so slightly distracting.

In any case once I had my costume on I was in full Trxz mode. That was what I decided to name my villan because Trxz is an aspect of myself that releases the creative prankster within. Blame it on the Malkavian Vampire I played for so long of the same name.

We had discussed the role play ahead of time. Not any specifics but mainly the feel of what we wanted. Jason liked the idea of Batman getting caught by Trxz. I liked the idea of Trxz getting caught by Batman. I made the argument that NOONE catches Batman and I won out, but don't dispair for Batman getting caught. Just read on.

After I had everything adjusted I gave him the agreed upon signal that I was ready. This took the form of me dropping a box full of books. The idea being that (as he has a Catwoman fetish) Bats would catch Trxz in the midst of an attempted heist.

So I dropped the box and waited, heart racing. I expected Jason to race up the stairs but nothing happened. All was quiet. Which made me more than a little nervous. So I began creeping around the hall to peek down stairs expecting to see him sneaking back up. Nope. Nothing. For a good 5 minutes I creeped around upstairs with nothing. And then POW! There he was! Out of nowhere he emerged from the shadows. (he had snuck back upstairs almost immediatly and had hidden himself in my closet so as to have the real suprise aspect!)

He pushed me up against our hall wall and frisked me. I was a little take a back. Seriously, he appeared out of NO WHERE!!!!! But I recovered myself quickly enough and began telling Bats how glad I was that he was there and proved it by leaning my body into his. He handled me a little roughly as he batcuffed my hands behind my back. Without a word he walked me into the bedroom and sat me on the bed.

At this point I began taunting him and teasing him. "What are you going to do Batman? Turn me over? What's the fun in that!" sliding my foot up his thigh. He smacked my foot away. Our came his Batphone (for serious yo, I had a friend on standby to serve as the Gotham City Police) and he called me in. Gotham PD told him that they were hugely busy at the moment and would dispatch officers as soon as they could but could he hold me until they could arrive?

Agreeing he turned back to me. I had been attempting while he was distracted to sneak off the bed. But with my arms cuffed behind my back I was none too graceful. Batman put me down easily. Oweing to our position on the bed he had to hold me down with his body and I took full advantage by grinding against him.

That's when he hit me with Batman's best line EVER! "Quiet or papa spank!" (seriously! Catwoman's first appearance. HOT!)

Of course I had no alternative but to SCREAM!!!!

And true to his word over I went and got spanked nice and hard. Of course that wasn't the only thing hard at that point. Once he spanked me properly I gave a little moan of contetment and then all bets were off. All bets and clothes. He damn near ripped my corset off of me, did rip my shirt and bent the bra I was wearing to the point that I can't wear it anymore. He released my cuffs (as the clothes weren't coming off any other way) and we were clawing at one another in frantic abandon.

It

Was

FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

So good that I didn't want it to be over. So the next day I planned a little suprise. After dinner he took a shower. I put on a little sexy black number. Nothing as ornate as the night before but enough to get the same idea. He came back in and laid down. I kissed him deeply and slid his hands into the rope cuffs I had prepared and hidden. He struggled. I won. So arms and legs secured to our 4 poster bed I popped on my mask.

"So I finally have the Batman at my mercy!"

I spent the next 2 hours teasing and tormenting him. I pinched, poked, rubbed, licked and kissed every inch of his body. I teased his cock with ice and my mouth. Fire and ice. I made him BEG me to fuck him. Which I did! He came far too quickly once I slid him inside me and rode him. So I released his arms and made him eat me out till I came came came!

SO

Fucking

Good!


SO that is how I spent my anniversary. In Batman world. I am sure the next installment of fanfic will follow.

How I spent every night of my vacation! no wonder I need a vacation from my vacation!

DISNEY!!!!!

Hi all!

What have I been up to? Oh you know, tearing it up in Disney World!

We spent 2 weeks in Orlando. 6 days at Disney. 2 at Universal Studios. 3 on Coco Beach. 2 days at the resort's pool complex. All of which took place in 100+ weather with 50%+ humidity. A few days the heat index was 120. So in reality we swam through Orlando. I have NEVER sweated that much in my entire life. EVER. But oh was it worth it. We tore it up. We visited all 4 of the Disney parks: Magic Kingdom, Hollywood Studios, Epcot, and The Animal Kingdom. We revisited the Magic Kingdom a total of 3 times. We went to Universal Islands of Adventure and to Universal Studios. (And let me tell you there is NO comparison between Disney and Universal. One is friendly and wonderful. One isn't.)

I can't even begin to try to comprehensively go through the whole trip. So I hope you will forgive me that the trip will most likely be covered in a few postings. This, being the most inital will be an overview.

The Magic Kingdom was our first stop. 3 minutes in the door and we were already in line to see Pluto. :) I had made us all matching Mickey Mouse shirts with our names under Mickey. This went down a storm as the cast was able to interact with us much easier. We even were called out during a parade to join in! Woot!

The second day we could not help hurrying over to Islands of Adventure and seeing the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
While there we got to meet the Beau Baxton and Durmstang students while we were in line for Lily to get her wand. Olivander ended up picking Lily out of the crowd to help her select her wand (she got to participate in the show.) It. was. AWESOME!!!!!! Well worth the hour and a half wait in the sun! The wizarding world itself is every HP geek's wet dream. I got to go INTO HOGWARTS!!! I went into Dumbledore's office! I SAW THE PENSIVE!!!!!! The Hogwarts ride was incredable! Seriously! I was screaming for Harry to save me! And I don't mean little girl screams. I mean HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DRAGON IN MY FACE!!!!!!! screaming. It was amazing! We had lunch at the Three Broomsticks and got Butterbeer at the Hog's Head! At Zonko's my kid adopted a Pygmy Puff and I got a jar of U-N0-POO which doesn't stop making me giggle. I even got my finger nibbled by the Moster book of Mosters! I had a ball!!!!

the rest I will save for another day but I will leave you with my favorite pic from the trip. Even Minnie has... urges!

Many thanks to Mason for watching the Cat and Ophelia for watching the dog.

Happy 4th from Shel Silversteen~~~ "Oh CRASH my BASH it's BANG the ZANG 4th WOOSH of BAROOM July WHEW!!!"

Happy Independence Day!

and WELCOME HOME to My boi!!!