What a Week!!!!

So much has happened I hardly know where to start.

Friday brought the much anticipated arrival of Coral and Ryan.
Say Hi Coral!
Say Hi Ryan!
They were moving from Portland to Boston (adjacent) and I was able to entice them into stopping with the promise of steak, potatoes, and ice cream. Well that and My lovely company. They arrived Friday around 11:30-midnightish and sure enough We were up till 3AM chatting away. Until We took pity on poor dear Ryan who at that point was at least 2/3 clinically dead oweing to exhaustion. Sat I let the two of them sleep while Jason and I went to Our daughter’s swim meet at the ass crack of dawn. (She did great btw, 3 firsts and 1 second place). Once back Coral and I went out and had a great time. I got yet another person hip to Gabriel Bros. Jason and Ryan stayed home and went through Jason’s comic collection. Needless to say they had fun. That evening I convinced My mom to watch the child and fun ensued. Oh what fun. What kind of fun you ask? Well let’s just say it involved alcohol, an orgy, sadism, a masochist, needles, props/equipment (so much fun in that big old truck), a cat, a gargoyle, and a whole lot of pinwheels. Meow! It was a good time.

Such a good time that Coral and Ryan ended up staying Sunday as well. Ok maybe it was because they were still dead tired what with the Orgy of Roman preportions, but I would also like to think it had something to do with the great company. Sunday We spent most of the day talking and laughing. Oh what fun! Sunday also happened to be Father’s Day so Jason and I headed over to My dad’s for a few hours to I could spend time with Dad and Jason could spend time with the youngling. Delightful cookout. Then back to the pad for more grownup fun time. We ended up staying up till almost 4 because We just couldn’t bring ourselves to shut the hell up. A hallmark of any good visit.

So needless to say I enjoyed having Coral and Ryan in My home. Jason loved them and Jason is hard to win over. He either likes you or he doesn’t. Thankfully he loved them.

Then came Monday. After seeing the Dynamic Duo off around 11, We dropped the child off at Grandma’s and then headed out for a lovely steak lunch. After that though it was straight home for the much anticipated Fuck Fest.

Now owing to the 4am gab session coupled with the 8:30 am wakeup call on Monday We were both EXHAUSTED! We got home and fucked like bunnies and then promptly passed out for the next 4 hours. When we woke up we got right back to the primary directive. SEX! And lots of it. Monday We had sex 4 times, each time well over an hour. Jason also suprized Me with a pair of diamond earrings! 1/2 carat each. Impressive husband!

Tuesday we had sex a LOT! 7 times in one day isn’t too shabby I would say by anyone’s standards. In between our sexual escapades we watched funniness such as Family Guy and Entourage. I must say that the episode of Family Guy where Stewie teleports the entire cast of Star Trek The Next Generation into his bedroom, pretty much made Me die laughing.

Wed, what is on the menu? Oh yeah! More sex!!! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!!!!!!! I worked My husband like a $5 hooker. He got no respite from My unquenchable desires. Because with Me the more I have sex, the more I want it. So we fucked. 5 more times Wed however each of these was for over 2 hours each. So that is over 10 hours of solid fucking. Not bad at all. Wed was the day We exchanged vows. It was FANTASTIC!! So intimate. So wonderful. Swearing to each other what we will do to make the next 5 years, and the rest of our lives the best it can possibly be. Telling each other how much the other means while We are literally one person, joined at the goods. It was Wonderful!!
Jason's favorite pictures from the Fest.

The Fuck Fest didn’t turn out the way I wanted in a few respects. One being that We weren’t able to stay naked the entire 3 days. We got a late start Monday, and as it turns out when you are EXHAUSTED from having near constant sex and it is 300 degrees outside the last thing I cared to do was cook. So We did break the no outside, no clothes rule. We ventured out to have someone else cook for us. However We decided to get dressed up each and every time We went out. To make it an occasion. Which was lovely. Another problem came down the pipes. And this one was My own doing. I was so tired over the course of the weekend that I ingested a lot of caffeine which I am not allowed to do. Why? Because My heart doesn’t tolerate caffeine well and tries to kill Me should I introduce it into My system. Which happened Tuesday evening. Nothing sexier than a woman clutching her chest, crying and unable to breathe through the pain. However dutiful as ever My husband got Me My meds and I was right as rain in a couple of hours. But it did put a bit of a damper on the nights festivities. Also had to deal with some little girl drama from My daughter who had a full on meltdown at Grandmas. But besides that all went well! May not have been as disconnected from the world as I would have liked but it still worked out perfectly!