Bad Sub Day!

It must be “Bad Sub Day”. Because Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick I am neck deep in ‘em today.

“sub a”. If you have read this blog for any length of time then you have probably heard Me refer to this sub as a My prototypical “bad sub”. Last time I spoke with him was probably 2 months ago. It was one of his usual “You are the best Mistress I have met. No one has affected me the way You have.” Blah blah blah. Now usually I am a shining beacon of niceness but I believe the beacon was dark that day. I told him in monosyllabic words that I had no interest in him. I ended by telling him not to contact Me today, tomorrow or ever again. Cut to today when he IMs Me to inquire as to how I am doing. I’m super, thanks for asking. And one of the reasons I am doing so fan-fucking-tastic is because I don’t have to deal with you and your bullshit!!! I didn’t actually say that. Instead I told him I am well. I am always well. There is no need for him to ever ask Me again. and then I hit the ignore button.

“sub b”. Now this one is another along the same line. Always quick with a “Yes Mistress!” and eager.. oh so eager… to do whatever he was told. Except that when plans were made he always found an excuse not to make them or something “came up” at the last second. Which in My mind translates to “I’m a giant loser and I want to waste you time so I can have some spank material at home by pretending that I have a Mistress.” No thank you. “sub b” is also not nearly cute enough to get away with that type of behavior and perhaps I should have told him that. I am willing to make allowances for Life. It does have a tendency to get in the way. But not 2 times in a row. Cut to today when he emails Me to see if I remember him. Sure do. Still not interested. He attempted his sob story and I stopped him. Really! I’m not interested!Apparently he thought a big of IM begging would soften My heart when in reality all it did was harden it further.

“sub c” This one I was actually going to meet for lunch. I’ve been talking with him a while now and figured I would give him an interview. He’s older than I prefer. Not as pretty as I like. But he seemed real and I am not a snob. Now a little background. W/we had plans to meet last Thursday but he had “car trouble”. Uh huh… can you figure out where this is going? Anyway, I told him in little words how when someone pulls out that gem My bullshit-o-meter goes off big time. But as I said, I am willing to make allowances for Life. So I told him that was his first chance. Rescheduled for Monday and informed him that was his second and last chance. Cut to today- an hour before lunch- and what do I have but a message telling Me that he can’t make it. I stopped reading. Sit and spin you big time waster.

This doesn’t even count the 2 that I have been messaging with who couldn’t even be bothered to respond when they didn’t like what I had to say. That drives Me up a god damned wall. When I explain what My expectations are and it is something they can’t get down with the polite thing to do is to write back and say “Thank you, but I don’t think it will work out.” Then I can say No harm no foul and life is grand. Goodness knows I do it all the time. I think most of My messages start out with “Thank you for your interest but…” If they show Me some respect they may even be able to keep this beautiful, talented Mistress as a friend or a resource. But the flat leavers, the ones who just stop responding when it no longer suits them make Me see red. Their mothers obviously didn’t raise them right.

GROWL! SNARL! SNAP!

The Dread Pirate told Me that this is why he doesn’t deal online at all. I see his point, oh so clearly. After a day like this I am ready to pull down My profiles on all the sites and tell the whole lot of subs online to fuck themselves.

Sigh.

But then I remember it was the internet that brought Me My boy. he may have his faults but he is sincere. he may have his flaws but he is honest. And he made all that mucking about online worth it. Is it possible to strike gold twice? I’m beginning to doubt it.

I need a backrub STAT.

Cynical pissed off Mistress signing off.