No it’s not what you think, pervert! It’s so much better… and worse!! I’m a huge fan of My husband’s cock. It’s a glorious thing to behold. Hard, solid and long with the g-spot curve. YUM! So a while back I bought “Clone A Willy” a dildo making kit. Now after years of being told that cloning is bad I fell victim to the hype and was not able to ethically clone My husband’s cock. Ok. That wasn’t true. But it sounds a hell of a lot better than saying we just didn’t get around to it. But that is what happened. We just didn’t get around to actually making Me the Thunderstick Dildo. However I found the kit in the closet and decided that the Fuck Fest would be the perfect opportunity. If My man gets off a few times in a day I swear he grows an extra inch. It’s fantastic! So with that in mind I waited until Wed night. Hey, I want it as big as I can get it. Especially if I am preserving it for posterity.
About an hour after I rode him like a steer I turned on the TV and threw a few porns on the bed. He looked at Me shocked. Wh.. what are these for? He asked Me. Pick one, I reply. He picks, what else, Nina Hartley’s Stap On video. Have I mentioned I fucked her? Anyway, I put that on, give him some head and then instruct him to keep that hard for Me. Then I head into the bathroom which has been transformed into a genetics laboratory. Cloning ain’t easy, you know. So I take care to read and re read the directions. No accidental mutants on My watch! No, sir! The directions stated emphatically that the water had to be exactly 98 degrees when you mix it with the powder. It was underlined and in bold so of course I deemed this the most important step and of course it was the hardest. See water looses heat quickly, especially when poured from one container to another. I understand now why the genetics laboratories take so long making clones. It’s hard to get the water the right temperature. But I finally cracked the code. If the water in the pitcher is 101 degrees, by the time you measure it out with the measuring cups and transfer that into the mixing bowl, it will be precisely 98 degrees when done.
With this breakthrough I summoned the Great and Powerful Oz to come sit for his sculpture. The directions say I only have 2 minutes between mixing the powder and having Thor make his mark so I hurry. I mix. I pour. I scoop and finally I plant. And then We wait. We make out for a while in an effort to keep that cock nice and hard. The timer goes off. BING! So I check the directions again. It says to touch the mixture and make sure it has gelled. No problem. Except that it didn’t. What came out on My finger more closely resembled oatmeal than any kind of gel. So we wait a bit longer.
Eventually it became abundantly clear that there would be no sort of gel. Instead we spent the next half hour scraping the paste off of his cock.
Sad Lana. No Thunderstick Dildo for Me! But I did learn something. When a package has an expiration date, that date should be adhered to.
The picture above is My hand after scraping off the goey icky mess.
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