I am planning a Scavenger Hunt for My anniversary weekend. I have this book called 101 Nights of Grrreat Sex. It’s one of those ones that you rip out a sealed page, open it up and then you are supposed to follow the directions and it will spice up your love life. My Lady Love gave it to Me when she was moving as it reminded her of an ugly margarita drinking troll whom lived under her bed for 8 years. As someone who is always looking for new things to do in the bedroom I gratefully accepted it, took it home and ripped into it. There are pages marked “For her eyes only” and ones marked “For his eyes only” which automatically made Me cringe but hey… I decided to give it a go. I ripped one out and read it while My husband looked on with that expectant grin on his face that is so fucking sexy. I too was ready for whatever the book threw at Me convinced I would be blind folding him any moment, instructing him how to build a chandelier so that I could swing from it while we screwed. My expectations might have been a little high. However the book I believe was thoroughly disappointing.
The first Night of Grrrreat Sex didn’t involve sex. I was instructed that the next time we were in the car I should begin caressing his leg while he drives. Then when we park I should lean over and give him a kiss. If he seems into it then push the seats back and have a good ld fashioned make out session. If I am feeling particularly randy I should observe what was behind his zipper. “Set it Free! Wrap your hand around it when it gleefully jumps out at you. Pet it- stroke it. Make it ache with pleasure.” Presumably My husband isn’t wearing underwear and I am expected to wait like a panther and attack the moment he shows his ‘head’. That coupled with the fact that nowhere does the author use anything but vague allusions to the parts she is referring to, made Me break out laughing. Not exactly what My husband was expecting. But the optimism was still there in his voice when he asked Me “What does it say?” I told him that I was supposed to make out with him in the car and then give him a hand job. My husband replies quick as lightening “Who the fuck wants a hand job?” at which We both fall down laughing.
For all you hand job lovers out there don’t get angry with him. That was a quote from Deadwood.
but in the end the suggestion was useless to us as I already make out with My husband in the car. I LOVE working him up outside of the home and then making him wait until I am ready to fuck. I LOVE IT. So the suggestion wasn’t really worthwhile to surprise him with. So he suggests he look at one of the “For His Eyes Only” suggestions to see if they were any better. Cut to Me waiting expectantly and him busting out laughing and handing the suggestion over to Me to read.
I was excited as it started out by saying “Here’s a chance for you to discover if your darling has a hidden side that’s a wee bit… kinky…” but then it turned out that he was instructed to spend a few days smacking My ass and telling Me I have a “great ass there lady”. When the time was right he was to make his move and pin Me to the bed for a kiss. Then turn Me over and…SHOCK… GASP…. Spank My ass.
I then realized the book was badly titled. It should be called 101 Nights of Grrreat Sex for Vanilla Man/Woman Couples Who Aren’t Overly Affectionate And Would Consider One Night A Week To Be An Improvement On Their Sex Lives. I see why they shortened the title. After that We just began reading them for a laugh so the book wasn’t wasted. I saw some familiar names in the quotes section of the instructions. Jay Wiseman popped up as did Nina Hartley (She fucked Me you know) which made Me smile.
There was one suggestion I put off to the side that I am thinking of giving a try on My Anniversary Fuck Fest. It suggested a scavenger hunt. I like that idea. Start off by telling him I need a paper towel because I have spilled something. Simple enough as I do that all the damn time. Written on the paper towel is the first clue. The idea is that he’s running all over the downstairs getting items from their secret locations while I am upstairs changing into something sexy. Since We are to spend the weekend naked I think that is going to consist of Me putting on some thigh high stockings. Then when he has got all of the items the last clue tells him to head upstairs and claim his prize. I like that a lot. So I am going to do that.
But I have a problem. I am having trouble coming up with clues and hidden items. Should they all be things he can use on Me or that I can use on him? Or just general stuff that We both can use? I would love to hear your thoughts as to what would be the sexiest as well as suggestions for items and clues. So what do you say? Want to help a Mistress out?
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Well, there are a few ways you can do it, and it really depends on how much kink you want in the bedroom (or bathroom, or kitchen, or car, or...).
If you are wanting to be creative about it, be as vauge as possible with the items on the list. For example, if you are wanting some nipple play, don't just say "clothespins". Say something like "something for my nipples" which might end up anything like a electric toothbrush to a candle and a lighter for some wax play.
Or perhaps you might say "something that I won't see coming." That could be taken that while intercourse, you surprise your partner with changing the rules in the middle of the game. Or maybe that's a invitation for some sensory deprivation. It's all in the matter of how your partner interprets it.
If you do it that way, you might be surprised with the results of what you might get. Plus, it allows you to focus on what you want to experience for the night without thinking exactly how or what will be used. And it allows your partner to be creative. Once they get the 5 items on the list, you head up into the bedroom and run your experiments.
Or...
You could do it goal orientated, where you have to follow the clues, as per how you described already.
The best way to do it is to start with something simple, as you said, paper towels. But leave a sexy note that hints at the next clue. Don't just say "Go to the bathroom and look in the top shelf on the medicine cabinet" but make him remember a time where you had a very intimate moment together. Or maybe write a short erotic story about a certain part of your house. "And you bend me over and I felt you enter me with an unbridled passion needing to be released. I gripped onto everything I could to hold myself steady against your thrust, grabbing onto a handle of a drawer. As you slid into me back and forth, I seen the soap rattle in rhythm. I was lost in my lust and didn't even realize that my hand had pulled the drawer from the rest, throwing toothbrushes, tweezers and razors to the floor. There was also your next clue in there." The next clue is in a drawer in the bathroom, which then tells a tale of a passionate moment while watching TV. Make him think about where to go next, and make him excited about what is to come. And make the items more intimate as he goes on. Maybe after paper towels, make it some lotion. Then maybe a pair of panties, or body paint, working it's way up to sex toys and finally, a key to the room you are in. (That way he can't just give up and go upstairs.)
Those are my few suggestions anyway. I hope they help out a bit. I will probably have more bounce in my head later and if I do I'll be sure to let you know.
Thanks. That is a little more towards an explaination of a scavenger hunt then what I was going for. I was looking more for specific ideas for things to hide. But it's all good as I have gotten a ton of email about it. Thanks everyone! :)
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