I heart c*ck! NSFW!!!!

Reason 1746 why it is good to enjoy sucking dick.

Today I sent my husband into the attic on a quest. I needed to find this one book that I have a clear memory of putting in a tote and having him take up to the attic. So my good little boy scurried on up the precarious collapsible stairs and balanced a top the plywood so he wouldn’t fall through the ceiling. In this ungraceful position he proceeded to look through the 5 totes we have in our attic. After 10 minutes he calls down to me that there are no books in any totes. I, of course, don’t believe him. So he checks again. Nope. Still no books. Which makes me slightly peeved. I KNOW I put a whole bunch in a tote. He calmly calls down that there aren’t any in them now. However to be sure he lugs all the totes down and brings them to me. I search all through them. Low and behold, nothing. Not a single book, let alone the mass of books I remember putting away. So now I’m pissed and start into the diatribe that anyone who has had the world rearranged behind their back would launch into. Where could it be? Where could it have gone? Yet for all my bitterness no books were to be found. Have you ever been so upset/confused you just stare at a wall. Not really looking at it, but still staring at it? Well I do that. This felt like one of those moments. So I glare at the wall to show it who’s boss. What do I see, sitting sideways on the dresser in front of me? You guessed it. The god damned book I was looking for. Not 10 feet from me, all on it’s own. Just sitting there, virtually giving me the finger. Fuck you too Stephenie Meyers!

But what does that have to do with enjoying a big cock in your mouth? I’m glad you asked. See I had to eat a little crow once I discovered the not-so-secret location of the book in question. I always sincerely apologize when I am wrong. If I have been a bitch and turned out to be wrong then I apologize most profusely. So I’m telling my husband how sorry I am for making him go up into the attic, then lug the totes down, then take them back up when it was in front of me the whole time. To my surprise he smiles. I ask why he’s smiling. He says “Well I figure with as good as you suck my dick I can’t really get upset with you for anything.”

And that is reason 1746 why it is good to enjoy sucking a dick. If you enjoy sucking a dick you invest more time to doing it. You get into it. The more you suck that dick the more turned on you are, and who doesn’t want to be as turned on as possible? Me, I love sucking dick, specifically, my husband’s. And because I love sucking his dick, I can now get away with anything!!!! There must be a way for me to use this to take over the world! With adequate suction the world shall be mine!!! Mwahaaahaaahaaa!!!!!