I heart the lake!

Yesterday was Memorial Day. I trust that everyone had a wonderful day spent with family, chosen-family, friends and loved ones. What better way to honor the day.

I did. My family took our first trip to the lake and it was fantastic! I thought that even though it was in the 90s the water would be frigid. Fortunately even thought it was rather cool if you kept moving it was lovely! I had a wonderful day swimming, lazing around and eating cook out.

Watching....movie....Shannon Dougherty....english....accent....dieing....

Happy Birthday to the only Peach I'd like to eat!

Fire!!!!

I love fire. Have I mentioned this? I got to light my husband's fire. He is quite the little fire slut and enjoyed the hell out of the experience. What I didn't manage to get a pic of was immediately after I snapped this, my dog who loves fire (loves to watch it) rolled over on her back and showed me her tummy like she was saying "Me next!!" you can see her little paws in this pic. She was just waiting her turn. :)

Come out and see me!!!!

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Random fun

Saw an ad for this in one of Jason's old comics. Why, oh why didn't this company succeed? Such a great name!

Congrats Master Christopher!!!!

Master Christopher just completed his Master of Science: Business Management & Leadership! You are just FANTASTIC!!! I love you babe! Congrats!!!

Good weekend!!

I had an excellent weekend. I wasn't expecting much, what with the Rapture and all, but it turned out to be absolutely lovely.

First and foremost the sex I have had in the past few days and nights deserves its own blog. Yes, it is that good. Which has had me walking on metaphorical sunshine. The only sad point was that we finally killed our huge bottle of lube! :( If you have been to COPE or WW and you swung by the Meet N Greet you have probably seen me carrying around the M-N-G prize, one of these giant bottles of lube. 17.5 ounces of pure fun! Sadly... mine, which has served me so faithfully finally ran dry. :(

Thursday I had a friend over. I gave him a crash course in Fire Play which was lovely. He's a great fire bottom. Capped the scene off with some good natured flogging and bonging. He really seemed to enjoy the scene and I had a lovely time as well. Yay!


Did some spring cleaning which is always a good thing. Even cleaned out the closets completely which resulted in about 10 bags for donation. I am pleased to announce that I finally got rid of all of my Oh-holy-hell-I'm-fatter-than-I-was-and-I-have-no-idea-how-to-dress-myself-so-I-will-wear-a-sack clothes! Yay!!! Of course in the process of cleaning I also found the bag of hand wash dedicates that I completely forgot about. So Sat I spent a few hours using my mother's Amish washing machine.
I know.. I don't trust the Amish. But they do make a hell of a little pressure washer. After that my daughter had a friend over to spend the night. I really liked the girl. It's nice to have a respectful, polite child over. The last couple have been.... well, is it pc to say that their parents must have raised them in a barn? anyway, they entertained each other and we got to watch some Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Season 6 and followed that up by watching The Rite which I enjoyed A LOT!!! My only sadness was that since I tend to be.. cough... loud on the sex front I abstain while my kid is having friends over. Respect for the kid, respect for her friends. However I was still riding the great sex wave and rationalized that Jason is quiet so.... I may or may not have given him the absolute best (silent) blow job of his life. And I may or may not have let him cum in my mouth.

Ok so I did. and let me tell you, it is worth a mouth full of cum just to see the look on his face afterward. And to hear him say for the next 20 minutes "I just can't move!" High 5 me!!

Sunday we took the kids up to the Tiffin Flea Market. This is basically a giant garage sale the size of a fair grounds. Yes, please! Last year I found my fire kit case, which is a tasty little bit of lovely. This year Jason was the big winner. Got a box of about 1000 Magic cards. The guy wanted $50 and Jason talked him down to $30. Jason is a happy, HAPPY boy. Apparently there were elder dragons and avenging angels or some such greek bs. All I know is he looked nearly as happy as he did last night when I had face full of goo. Nearly, but not quite. ;)

A good weekend all around. Hope yours is going just as well if not better!

Happy Rapture everyone!!! First person to find Jesus wins a prize!!!

I heart Penn & Teller's Bullshit.

'Macho Man' Randy Savage died today. I can't think of what to say but... Oh No!! R.I.P. Macho Man. Thanks for the memories.

Mason! I keep trying to email you but I apparently have the wrong address. Email me! :)

Requium for D/s....

I am really missing D/s. It's been nearly a year since I have had My sub to play with. I really, really miss it. I have plenty of play opportunities which are always a good time. But I am missing the power exchange component. Coming into a playscene it is a completely different mindset than D/s. I can step into a scene and all involved have a good time. We scene. We play. Depending on the play partner, they cum. and then it is over. That is the let down for me. I miss being able to devote time to someone. I miss steering their growth. I miss learning what makes them tick. I miss getting inside their head. I miss having a goal to work toward.

Of course this is because I have not been able to find someone who can comply with my requirements and expectations. Of which there are many. I admit it. I am not willing to lower my standards to find someone, so I wait. I have faith that I will find the right person but it is a pain in the ass in the mean time.

My boi returns soon though he will be encumbered by many a rule and regulation which will limit our ability to get together. Sigh.

I suppose I will content myself with play time. But at times it does feel hollow when I know what more is possible.

So here's hoping that someone out there will find me who is willing to be loyal and honest and ready to learn more about themselves. And if they are male, can think beyond their dick. I am ready to make room in my life for someone.

That's MY President!

I haven't laughed this hard since Stephen Colbert hosted!

I heart Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus

What did you do this weekend? Well if you were at all like me I spent Friday "attending" a wedding and then the rest of the weekend taking my own private honeymoon.

Friday was of course, the Royal Wedding of Prince William to his lady love Kate. Now I didn't wake up first thing in the morning. No, I'm not a morning person. I am definitely not a 5AM person. So instead I recorded the wedding and then spent the day avoiding all news so the surprises of the wedding would not be ruined. At 6 I went to my moms where a small group of us gathered. I made 7 different types of home made pizza and then we ate as the wedding party assembled. Once Prince William arrived on the scene we popped the cork on some bubbly. After sharing a glass with those assembled Jason and I then split the rest of the magnum. Perhaps split is the wrong word because trust me it wasn't anything like 50/50. But the important part was I got rather tipsy (read: drunk) on strawberries and champagne while watching a real live fairy tale wedding! A wonderful night was had by all! And my daughter got the chance to see me a little sauced and has come to the conclusion that she doesn't' want to ever act that silly so she won't be drinking. Win, Win!

The rest of the weekend was spent relatively on my own. I went to my kid's soccer game Sat morning and then she decided to go to grandma and grandpas to spend the night. So I was sans child. The hubby worked so I was flying solo. So I spent some time writing, some time reading, and some time watching my shiny new copy of Deadwood Season 1. I may have masturbated a few times, but what else is new?


It was a good weekend!