Sunday, September 26, 2010

8...9...TENS!!!

This weekend I held a garage sale. Had my parents bring their crap over to sell. Well today I packed up early as it was cold and overcast and noone was coming. So as I am being laborous I hear my husband say "What's a TENS unit?" to which I about wrenched my back I whipped around so quickly saying "Whhhhaaaat?" He holds out a little black pouch which has an old little TENS unit. Lana did the happy dance.


One problem. I know NOTHING about TENS units. I know this isn't a great (nor probably a good) one and is older than Marky Mark's acting career but it is free and it works so, again, Lana does the happy dance. And thus I reach out to you, the wonderful people of the kinky world.

It is an Alpha Stim 100 Microcurrent Stimulator. It had some 2 inch diameter Reusable Self Adhering TENS/NMES/FES Electrodes and some TENS Clean-Cote Protective Skin Dressing Wipes. So my question is what else do I need? Where does one buy new electrodes? How do I use this dealy? Can I get new electrodes to work with it as it is a dinosaur? The online instruction guide says it came with probes but those seem to be MIA. Should I get the ones I found online?

Anyone up for giving me a crash course in old microcurrent stimulator?

Help me kinky TENS people! You're my only hope!

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