Swim-by Snatch Snatching Shocks Swimmer

That would be the headline for today. There I was swimming away in the lake having a grand old time when I am BIT! That's right BIT not a half inch from My vajayjay! Some perverted fish apparently had a view that they couldn't resist. It swam right up and gave Me a love bite!!! I was molested by a fish!!! I screamed NON CONSENTUAL!!!! but the lifeguard just looked confused. I may need therapy!