It's Valentine's Day! YEAH!!! WOHOO!! ugh. I have trouble getting it up for this holiday, but for those of you who enjoy it, here is the truth about Valentine's Day (as told by Lana).
Much like The Great Pumpkin, Saint Valentine only shows himself to those who TRULY believe in him. So say your prayers and cross your fingers because every year on Valentine's Day Saint Valentine covers the globe finding those true of spirit who believe in him (or those who sacrifice a druid to him). Then once he has found the faithful he bestows upon them a wish. If you are lucky enough to be entitled to one of St. V's wishes you can wish Venerial Disease upon anyone you want. It's really a magical holiday.
And now an oldie but a goodie....
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day!
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I LOVE this.. I was sort of headed in this direction with my post about V day, but fell off track. Thanks for saying what I was thinking!
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