8...9...TENS!!!

This weekend I held a garage sale. Had my parents bring their crap over to sell. Well today I packed up early as it was cold and overcast and noone was coming. So as I am being laborous I hear my husband say "What's a TENS unit?" to which I about wrenched my back I whipped around so quickly saying "Whhhhaaaat?" He holds out a little black pouch which has an old little TENS unit. Lana did the happy dance.


One problem. I know NOTHING about TENS units. I know this isn't a great (nor probably a good) one and is older than Marky Mark's acting career but it is free and it works so, again, Lana does the happy dance. And thus I reach out to you, the wonderful people of the kinky world.

It is an Alpha Stim 100 Microcurrent Stimulator. It had some 2 inch diameter Reusable Self Adhering TENS/NMES/FES Electrodes and some TENS Clean-Cote Protective Skin Dressing Wipes. So my question is what else do I need? Where does one buy new electrodes? How do I use this dealy? Can I get new electrodes to work with it as it is a dinosaur? The online instruction guide says it came with probes but those seem to be MIA. Should I get the ones I found online?

Anyone up for giving me a crash course in old microcurrent stimulator?

Help me kinky TENS people! You're my only hope!

The Strap On

Ok so forever ago the great and talented Samanatha made Me a fantastic purple strap on leather harness. I promised pictures however life got in the way. But I was able to snap a couple. Here they are. Not the best quality as they are from My phone and I couldn't figure out how to turn the flash off My real camera, but it should give you an idea. Hope you like!

Say hello to my little friend...

Well maybe not so little.

Yes I have taken another toy into my home. I was at a sex shop and I just couldn’t resist when I saw this hanging on the wall. 9” from head to hilt, and another 5 for the handle. Mmm… It’s given name is “The Manhandler” however it has been rechristened “Excalibur” partly because I didn’t know it’s given name at the time and partly because well, I might just want to get this stuck in something…or someone.

Any volunteers?