A quick word on Dungeon Keeper

I love Dungeon keeper. If you know the game I am sure you will agree that it is fantastic. If you don’t, then let me acquaint you. The premise of the game is that you are a dungeon Keeper with various minions who work, toil, fight and die as you command. You carve your dungeon from the rock and build it to suit your taste or the mission at hand. The missions involve killing various goodly heroes throughout the realm until you kill the king who is the last bastillon keeping your evil from the Land of Light. It’s an evil version of The Sims. I love it. It is my all time favorite video game.

I recently bought a copy of t to replace my long lost copy. I was afraid time might mar my memories of how great it was. I am happy to report it has not. It’s challenging and the graphics aren’t bad for having been released in 98. It lets me indulge that dark side of myself that wants to take over the world. My dream job is to be an evil overlord. This game is just practice for me.

Anyway there are all these characters. Trolls who work in the workshop building traps to place around your dungeon. Wicked badasses like the Dark Angels. Imps that run around clearing land and claiming you territory. All sorts. But my favorite by far is the Mistresses. Yumm…. Tits out to here, wrapped in shiny vinyl, and all redheads. In order to attract the Mistresses to your dungeon you have to build a torture chamber. (See why this is up my alley? So I get to build these tricked out torture chambers with racks and wheels and water torture and all sorts of fun stuff. Just like I want for my very own. So the Mistresses will torture the heroes you capture or they jump on the racks themselves. That’s my favorite. Because they moan ever so delightfully.

I just finished a level where the goal was to capture and convert the king’s sons to fight for me. This involves kicking some prince ass, throwing them in my jail then subjecting them to the whims of my Mistresses in the torture chamber. I wrote this based off of that scenario. The princes are on the racks being stretched and moaning rather pitifully. The mistresses that aren’t beating them are right next to them on the racks moaning in utter delight. It seems to me they are mocking the heroes. And I love it!

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