Happy 4/20

Today is April 20th.

It is also Hitler's birthday which proves, in my mind, that if there is a god, he/she/it/they have a sense of humor. Because what better way to torture him for all eternity than to bring people of every race, religion and orientation together on his birthday to smoke a ton and do absolutely nothing. The anti-aryan dream.

Which makes me laugh.

So take a hit if you hate Hitler!

Just saw Dark Shadows trailer. Tim Burton must be stopped.

Britney Spears' home sold for more than a million over asking? Screw St Joseph. Im burying a statue of Britney when the time comes to sell this place!

$300 later we have new tires. I know we need them but I kind of resent them too. At least our money went to a local business. soothes the sting.

I know you've been wondering my opinion of the new TMNT movie. Here it is: "Fuck Michael Bay!" That is all.

That...was....TERRIBLE!

Watching Breaking Dawn with my kid. Who says Im not a masochist?